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Участникам
российско-голландской группы 8 посвящается:
НОВОГОДНЯЯ
Пользуясь случаем, хочу передать привет
Эльману Азизову, чтоб жизнь была не как chiken without
head.
Олегу Алферову, чаще в походах бывать,
Вадиму Барневу, из кандидатов доктором стать.
Яну Боже, чтоб ты жил лучше всех Ян,
Майклу Еремину, чтоб не удрал в Казахстан.
В.Галагурия, чтоб рос магазин,
Павлу Глухову, чтоб для грусти не стало причин,
Лене Горбань, чтоб на работу взял Толик Чубайс,
Владе Копыркиной, чтоб to drink coctails with ice,
Ромке Мейтису*, всех благ и успехов,
Кате Минаевой, чтоб пригласила к себе всех на
лето.
Серго Моисеенко, побольше экзотики,
Вадиму Негрову, всего, а не только эротики.
Омельяновичу Диме, чтоб накормил всех хлебами,
Светлане Павловской, получить оригами.
Петухову Максиму, процветать в Петербурге,
Подоляну Андрею, жить в Каком-нибудь бурге.
Димке Пономареву, in sea-port ice не ломать,
Радзивилюку Валере, компанию Philips надрать.
Светлане Стрыгиной, счастье в Москве отыскать,
И конечно всем вам меня хоть разок увидать.
Всем Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,
Здоровья и счастья всем всегда и везде.
* ОТДЕЛЬНО: Рома, спасибо за фото!
У меня все нормально - дом и работа.
Кому обещал фото - вышлю январской порой,
Ну все, закругляюсь пора мне домой.
Специяльно в етот дьень длья вас
В. Бондарев
20.12.2002
* * *
Специальный стих для Володи Бондарева:
Поэт ты Вовка, хоть куда!!!
Ты ямб с хореем применяешь,
Для нас поэмы сочиняешь
Наверно вовсе без труда.
Тебе желаю жить безбедно,
На яхте плавать по морям,
Ну, как в Голландии конечно.
Друзей своих не забывать -
Почаще письма присылать.
Писать кончаю я, бегу,
На транспорт опоздать могу.
Владимир Галагурия
22.12.2002
* * *
Человеку, который любил говорить...
Володе желаем скорее забыть
Все то, что на судне пришлось пережить
Закрытые party, кислотный музон
На утро паром походил на Сайгон
Ему бы поспать, да с утра за работу
Йорунн ждет успехов, Йорунн ждет отчеты
Но нет, блин, покоя ни ночью, ни днем
В сердечке волненье, в ушах - перезвон
Седых волосинок полно в голове
Спасайте Володю, Володя в беде!
Он смог все стерпеть, он смог всех простить
Но практику эту ему не забыть!!!
Олег Алферов
26.12.2002
* * *
Note: in the following text the spelling and a punctuation of the
author is kept.
Warning: reading of this text may damage your brain.
Buenos dias amigos!
This is my second message for participants of the Russian-Netherlands group 8 and Dutch
programme managers.
Who didn't receive my first message can get a help from our super internet man Oleg
Alferov (USSR).
So there is too much blue in missing all of you and no more champagne and Nieuwe
jaar fireworks fired away. Go down from haven to sin Earth because de
zaken gaan voor het meisje but don't forget to have nice zaterdag en
zondag especially from elf uur's avonds to tien uur's
morgens. D.w.z. have nice moments more than sad one.
"There are no women, there are ladies" (J. Hakkaart 05.11.2002)
And now a little poem for our ladies:
She has a train going down town
She's got a club on the moon
And she's telling all her secrets
In a wonderful balloon.
Damen en Heren be realistic en men moet de huid van de beer niet
verkopen voordat hij geschoten is.
"If you can't comprehend
Read it in my eyes
If you don't understand
It's a qwite strong fellowship in a thin disguise.
When manners make no difference
And my gifts all lay un done
I trade my accent in on chance
And fall back on foreign tongue."
At this moment I am sitting at the window watching the snowfall. I am looking out and I am
moving, turning in time and I am thinking when we will meet again together.
What suggestions do you have?
Okay, I don't get you tired.
Finally I would like to wish all of you je schaapjes op het droge hebben!
Met onze Beste Wensen voor Jorunn en Pieter!
Don't keep silent, alstublieft!
Vladimir Bondarev,
The international man of mystery.
P.S. Спетсияльно в етот дьень длья вас!
(Especially for you in this day!)
February 06, 2003
* * *
Note: in the following text the spelling and a punctuation of the
author is kept.
Warning: reading of this text may damage your brain.
Hi! Everybody!
One, two - buckle my shoe,
Three, four - close the door,
Five, six - put up twigs,
Seven, eight - in order will spread,
Nine, ten - chicken, hen,
Eleven, twelve - it's time to delve,
Thirteen, fourteen - girls are coquette,
Fifteen, sixteen - twigs carried in kitchen,
Seventeen, eighteen - in bushs they are waiting,
Nineteen, twenty - the plate is empty!
Yesterday when the snow fell on everybody and everybody fell on the snow in Russia I
prepared a little Parade for Humor Day. In this day Russian people play a practical joke
on each other. I would like to ask you all to have a sense of humor when you will be read
this Parade. You can find yourself but all characters are invented, all coincidences are
chanced.
Met molentjes lopen!
So, ready! Go!
Comic Nickname Parade:
O.A. - Mr. Irish Bear or Mr. Doomsday, as you please.
E.A. - Mr. Amerigo Vecpucci.
V.Bar. - Mr. Cartoon Hero.
V.Bon. - I don't know about myself. (Talking Head, I guess, or BBC - Bondarev's
Broadcasting Corporation - O.A.)
I.B. - Mr. Topsy-Turvy.
M.E. - Mr. Red Justice.
V.G. - Mr. Uproarious.
P.G. - Mr. Funny.
E.G. - Ms. Incident On The Dance Floor.
J.H. - Ms. Panter-Tamer.
V.K. - Ms. Chatterbox.
R.M. - Mr. Honesty.
E.M. - Ms. Red Modesty.
S.M. - Mr. Tickle.
V.N. - Mr. Moris Gerald.
D.O. - Mr. Music Disk.
S.P. - Ms. Order Und Discipline.
M.P. - You all know yourself how his nickname.
A.P. - Mr. International Dream.
D.P. - Mr. Hip Hop House and Rock-n-Roll.
V.R. - Mr. Straight-Forward.
S.S. - Ms. Illusion Of Your Fantasy.
You can invent something else.
Finally, I would like to note that some people of the group 8 connect more actively than
the others. Of course this is my opinion only. The most active Ladies are J.H., then S.S.
and E.G. The most active men are M.E., then P.G.,M.R. and V.N. That's pity but that's all.
Where are the others? May be wicked dogs devoured their in the darkness? Remember!
Sometimes een klap van de molen krijgen, especially, after 24 uur.
Say rather, gave as premieres lead him,
And saying yes or no as they bid him,
At Operas and Plays parading,
Mortgaging, gambling, masquerading:
Or maybe in a floric gold,
To the Hague takes a sea-trip,
To make a tour and take a trip,
To learn bon tone and see the world.
Warm buy,
Vladimir Bondarev.
Note: I against war in Iraq.
Спетсиально в етот дьень длья вас!
April, 1 2003
* * *
I dream about Rotterdam
Erasmus Bridge and Veerhaven
And heavy barges on Maas
Which run away in midnight hour
Tsar Peter stay in morning gray
And near sit some loony Russian
New York hotel on other side
Maas still splashing but no passion
So pretty yachts with masts in sky
And lazy waves try shift their hulls
There is no person on the deck
Just mix of yellow, white and black
Oleg Alferov
April 04, 2003
* * *
Niet Voor Kinderen (5th msg)
(Welkom op onze Kaliningrad page again!)
Dedication to "Real Life Show" in Rotterdam:
A true story on board
I don't care for tights, she says
And does not tell me why
She hikes her skirt above her knee
Revealing one brown thigh.
I see, I say, and wonder at
Her slender little fingers
How cleverty they pull upon
The threads of recent slumbers.
She stayed up so late I thought
She's ask me to go dance
But something in the way she laughed
Told me I had no chance.
Do you know where friendship ends (1th version)
And passion does begin?
It's between the binding of
Her stockings and her skin.
Do you know where friendship ends (2nd version)
And passion does begin?
When the gin and tonic
Makes the room begin to spin.
Warm regards,
Vladimir Bondarev
May, 27 2003
* * *
Epigraph: "op prijs valt niet te concurreren, op innovatie des te meer!"
Damen en Heren!
From the bottom of my heart I congratulate all of you on an anniversary of 8th Russian
group's visit in the country of windmills!
There is the group named "number eight".
It means there is in Europe open gate
We took this gate from Jorunn Hakkaart
And now e-mails are flying to everyone by Hewlett Packard*.
*(One of the mark of PC)
Thank you all very much for the time and efforts you took preparing the Netherlands -
Russian Management Programme. Thanks to all participants. Special gratitude to Jorunn
Hakkaart, Pieter den Hamer, Michael Gould, Frank van Damme, Vin Morar, top manager of
VNO-NCW as Saint Nicolas and Overbosch hotel personnel.
My congratulation with NRMTP fifth anniversary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In this Day:
What is title, what is treasure,
What is reputation's care?
If we lead a life of pleasure,
It's no matter how or where.
Life is all a variorum,
We regard not how it goes,
Let them can't about decorum,
Who have character to lose.
Be leuk en gezond! Niet ziek!
Warm regards,
Vladimir Bondarev (IM of M)
December, 04 2003 |
